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Children Joke
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the conceptof marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. 'Now do you understand?' he asked. 'I think so, ' she said, 'is that when mommy came to work for us?'
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Computers Joke
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starvinglittle boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who as no arms, no legs, no parents, and no pecker. This little boy's life could be saved, because for everytime you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Starving LeglessArmless Parentless Peckerless Little Boys from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder- if youaccidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly and a madgoat will rape your dead body. Thanks again!!
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Bar Joke - 1
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. The bartender yells, 'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!' The drunk responds, 'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls. ' The bartender opens the door and looks in. You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!
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Law Enforcement Joke
The Judge said to the defendant. 'I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again. ''Your Honor, ' the criminal said, 'that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen. '
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Law and Lawyer Joke
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says 'I'm sending out '1
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Dumb Joke
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-'95
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Dirty Joke
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. 'Excuse me, ' she said, 'I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?' The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, 'Not bad. '
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, waiter, there's a hand in my soup. 'That's not your soup, sir, That's your finger bowl. '
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