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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Medicine Joke
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, 'Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS. ' The doctor replies, 'Are you gay?' The man answers 'yes. ' The doctor says, 'I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of prune juice. Take ALL of the laxatives and drink ALL of the prune juice. Take a nap for a couple of hours. When you wake up your problem will be solved. ' The man answers, 'Will that cure my AIDS?' The doctor replies, 'No, but you will find out what your ass hole is really for!'
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Short Stupid Joke
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ. 'Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married to a man from Richmond, VA named Clarence. Her father said 'I'll be damned if my daughter is marrying a man from Richmond. You're marrying a By-God West Virginian boy. 'So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their sister. In a couple of days they returned. Dad said 'Where is your sister?'They replied 'We were almost there Daddy, and we came up on this overpass that had this sign that read - 'Clarence 13'6' - so we turned around and got the hell out of there!'
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Naughty Joke
A little girl asks her father, 'where do little girls come from?' The father says, 'they come from a hard-on. ' The little girl then asks her father, 'where does a hard-on come from?' The father says, 'little girls!'
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Bible Joke
Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'
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School Joke for Kids
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him. He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his shoulder and starts wandering around with his dog sniffing ever table, chair and small corner of the bar. After a while he approaches the barman who asks him what he's doing. And the guy replies - 'I'm hunting you idiot. . . can't you see that!' 'OK, OK. . . ' says the barman, 'Would you like a drink while you hunt ?'. Immediately the hunter says, ' Do you have any cheap Gin !!?'. Rather taken a back by the abruptness of his request the barman replies, 'No I'm sorry I'm all out of the cheap stuff is there anything else you'd like ? '. 'No' says the hunter and he starts to leave. As he reaches the door the barman calls after him, 'Btw pal. . . exactly what do you hunt?'' I hunt for cheap gin you bumbling idiot! Couldn't you tell that - I'm a BarGIN Hunter!'
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Gender Joke
What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
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