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Joke for Halloween
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: 'Christian Horse for Sale. ' Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop. The owner took the Pastor out to the back, where he saw a beautiful Arabian stallion. He agreed to allow the Pastor to take a 'test run. 'The Pastor grabbed the reins. 'giddyap. ' The horse ignored him. 'no, no, ' counseled the owner. This is a Christian horse. If you want him to move, you must say, 'Praise the Lord!' The Pastor did as he was told, and the horse started off on a leisurely walk. However, he soon found that the horse would not stop. 'He won't answer to 'Whoa
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Weather Joke
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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Criminal Joke
Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
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Dirty Joke
Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, 'Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was '40
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Sporting Joke
'I went to the gym and spent five minutes on the Stair Master,' Moe said to Joe. 'Then I went home and spent an hour on the Couch Master. ' 'I know what you mean,' replied Joe. 'These days, the only exercise I get is letting my imagination run wild. '
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Funny College Joke
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
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Funny Joke
You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
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