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Computers Joke
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus. com (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ)To: allusers@rome. orgCC: s_peter@jol. com (Judaea Online)Attachments: noneSubject: general teachingAlso posted to Usenet newsgroup alt. religion. heresy Even using my off-line mail reader (Papyrus 6. 2) the on-line and diskspace charges on my local dial-up Internet provider are outlandish, so I'll have to keep this short. :)IMHO, the wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness of men. }:>U, therefore, have no excuse to pass judgment. God will judge all. BTW, Jews have no right to boast simply because of our ancestry. Circumcision :( is meaningful only if it is inward -- otherwise, BFD. Similarly, IBM owners have no right to boast simply because ofthe customer support they receive. In Him we are neither IBM norGateway, Tandy nor Compaq. None of us is righteous. As King David wrote: KD> There is no one righteous, not even one;KD> There is no one who understands, no one who seeksKD> God, no one who has not illegally copied his KD> favorite game program for a friend. But Abraham believed God, and so God credited it to him as *virtual*righteousness. But does this mean we should sin all we want? No way!We must live through the spirit. The law kills O--< but the spiritgives life. Offer yourselves as living sacrifices to God. Submit tothe authority of your sysop and your Usenet newsgroup moderator. Payfor shareware if you decide to keep using it. And don't flamesomebody for making a spelling error or failing to read the FAQ list. Nothing is unclean to God, but if something is going to cause yourfellow Christian to sin, delete it from your hard drive. Watch outfor those R- and X-rated . GIF files. I'm hoping to visit Rome later this year; save me a space on thecouch. CUL8er. :) XXX Papyrus 6. 2 XXX Unregistered Test Drive Version XXX {RAH}--------------John Carney is a staff writer for the _Shelbyville_ (Tenn. , USA)_Times-Gazette_ and an occasional contributor to _The Door_, amagazine of religious satire and commentary.
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Money Joke
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yodalahi.
Yodalahi who?
Hey man, why are you yodeling?
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Idiot and fool Joke
Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town. 'Yes, ' replied Patricia Ann shyly. The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked, 'What's your number?' 'CApitol 4-6173. ' After a long embarrassed pause, Duayne asked, 'How do yew make a capital 4?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along. . .
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Spelling Joke
Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
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'Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully, ' the divorce court judge said, 'and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week. ' 'That's very fair, your honor, ' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself. '
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There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied 'Happy-Butt'. When hearing this, the teacher said, 'Go straight to the principal young lady. ' At that, she went to the principal. He asked her why she was in the office, and she said 'The teacher sent me hear so you can find out my real name. ' He said 'well, what is your name?' she said 'My name is Happy-Butt' He said 'That's not a name, I'm looking it up in the computer RIGHT NOW!' So he looks in the computer, and he says 'it lists here that your name is Gladys. ' She said 'Exactly, Happy-Butt, Glad-Ass. . . SAME THING!'
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