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School Joke
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
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Totally Weird Joke
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby. 'Stop! You can't do this!' exclaimed the brother. 'And why not?' asked Stan. 'Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?'Stan said nothing. The brother grew impatient, 'C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle. 'Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, 'You're SURE you want a nephew?''Yes, ' the brother replied. 'It would be an honor!''Well congratulations, you're holding him!'
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Statistics and Math Joke
Hello, this is probably 438-'9012
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Animal World
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.
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Religion Joke
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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Waiter Joke
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.
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