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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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War Joke
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
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Redneck Joke
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2: Who cares?A3: She says, 'Next'. A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares?A7: The batteries have run out.
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Humorous Joke
What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
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Miscellaneous Joke
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one. The bartender says, 'Hey fella, why the long face?'
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Burger Joke
When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!
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Men Joke
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doctor says, 'I bet you are a surgeon'. She confirms and asks how he knew. 'Easy, you're always washing your hands. ' She then says, 'I bet you're an anesthesiologist. ' Male doctor: 'Wow, how did you guess?' Female doctor: 'I didn't feel a thing. '
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