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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Speeches
Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?Mom: When they have kids!
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Burger Joke
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
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Humor Joke
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. 'Boss, ' he said, 'The pill actually worked!''That's all fine' said the boss. 'But where were you yesterday?'
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Gorilla Joke
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
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Ethnic Joke - 1
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing'What a Friend We Have In Jesus. . . '
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
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Joke Online
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish!
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Military Joke
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. 'What a great realist that painter is!' he exclaimed. 'What painter?' 'The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'. ' 'Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!' 'That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!'
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