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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart
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Bumper Stickers - 1
All men are idiots. . . . I married their king
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Thanks for being a contestant.
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Dog Joke - 1
Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog !
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Children Joke
On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family, ' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !'
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Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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Dirty Joke
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, 'We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue. ' The woman said, 'My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave. ' Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. 'Take her to Turning Walter!'
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Christmas Joke - 1
Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can. ' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
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