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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Rabbit Joke
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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Gorilla Joke
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
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Parent Joke
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a. m. . Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
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Dirty Joke
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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Cow Joke
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
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History Joke
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
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Silliest Joke
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her invitation. 'I don't have one, ' she said. 'Well then, are you a friend of the groom?' 'I should say not, ' snapped the woman, 'I'm the bride's mother!'
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Funny College Joke
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years. But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon). Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight in the eye. 'Hey Bitch, ' I said. 'You're so damn ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!' And then I walked off the stage, and went home. I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had imagined it would for the last four years. Today, I unwrapped my diploma, fr amed it, and hung it in the living room, where it proudly exclaims to the world: 'In order to receive your diploma, please present this certificate to the Dean of your college after final grades have been posted!'
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