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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Sport Joke
Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
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School Joke
Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !
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Funny College Joke
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce. You want to slap the next person who says, 'Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free. 'You believe 'shallow gene pool' should have it's own box on the report card. You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick. When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior. When you mention 'vegetables' and you're not talking about a food group. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac. You wonder how some parents even managed to reproduce. You can't have children of your own, because there is no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it. You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into home schooling.
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Dirty Joke
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth. . . and on the back: . . . and I will fill your cavity.
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Love and Marriage Joke
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
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Cow Joke
I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
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Weather Joke
What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift
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Situations Humor
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thedrink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: 'Come on man, I wasjust joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to seea man crying. ''No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, Ioverslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to go my car, I found out it was stolen. Thepolice, said they could do nothing. I got a cab to go home, and after I paidthe cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife with the gardener. I left homeand came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end tomy life, you show up and drink my poison . . . '
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