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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Weirdest Joke
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.
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Dumb Men Joke
Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A guy walked into a bar and said 'Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender. ' But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay. Then the next day, the guy said 'Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!' The bartender said 'Why?' The guy replyed 'You're violent when you're drunk!'
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Joke for Speeches
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more children. They looked around and found an excellent Hispanic family to adopt the child. Then they found out she was going to have twins. Fortunately, a family of Arab Americans agreed to adopt the other child. Twin healthy boys were born and passed along to the families, who named them Juan and Amal. The biological parents kept in close touch with the adoptive parents in a very amicable relationships. One day, Juan's family sent a picture of the youth in his baseball uniform. The biological mother was so proud of her son. She said to her husband, 'He is so handsome! I wish we had a picture like this of our other son, too. 'He replied, 'But dear, they are twins. When you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!'
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Humor Joke
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. 'It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours, ' Clem recalled. 'That sounds wonderful, ' said Jed. 'Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us. ''Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?''Baaaaa. . . '
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Face Joke
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
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Police Joke
A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then he asked,
'But why would you call the State Police to find out how to baste a turkey?'
There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, 'Well, you knew, didn't you?' and hung up.
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide Who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb
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