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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Free Adult Joke
Below are questions that people 'actually asked' of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity. (Source: Outside Magazine)Grand Canyon National Park. . . Was this man-made?Do you light it up at night?I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it?So where are the faces of the presidents?Everglades National Park. . . Are the alligators real?Are the baby alligators for sale?Where are all the rides?What time does the two o'clock bus leave?Denali National Park (Alaska). . . What time do you feed the bears?Can you show me where the yeti lives?How often do you mow the tundra?How much does Mount McKinley weigh?Mesa Verde National Park. . . Did people build this, or did Indians?Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?Carlsbad Caverns National Park. . . How much of the cave is underground?So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?Does it ever rain in here?How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?Yosemite National Park. . . Where are the cages for the animals?What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?Yellowstone National Park. . . Does Old Faithful erupt at night?How do you turn it on?When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?
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Simple Joke
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. 'You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr. Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr. Ivanov has passed away?''Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit him at cemetery. '
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Spoof Joke
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson@AOL. com). Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's exact email address and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson (JJohnson@AOL. com) of New Jersey, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted. When she was finally revived by her daughter, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: 'Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here. '
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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Marriage Joke
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, 'I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them. '
His wife looked at him calmly and said, 'Why do you think I gave you the poison?'
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Clinton Joke
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.
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E-mail Joke
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Myth.
Myth who?
Myth you, too!
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