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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Christmas Joke - 1
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?The letter 'D' ! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia ! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail ! Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?Santa Paws ! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?Because it soots him ! Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus ! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks ! Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?Because he's Sooty !
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Science Joke
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week. 'Can I see it?' asked the second gay guy. So the first guy promptly dropped his pants to show off his operation. 'Oooh, ' squealed his friend, 'You look ten years younger!'
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Just for Laughs Joke
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
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Practical Joke
10. 'Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire' 9. 'Choking Coaches For The Soul' by Latrell Sprewell 8. 'Combing! The Revolutionary New Way To Adjust Your Hair' 7. 'How To Win Friends And Influence People In The Bus Station Men's Room' 6. 'If You Want To Lose Weight, Just Stop Eating, You Fat Cow' 5. 'George Michael's Do-It-Yourself Handbook' 4. 'Five Simple Steps To Reducing All Human Problems To An Over-Generalized Formula' 3. '8 Weeks To A Sweatier You' 2. 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, At Least One Teletubby Is From The West Village' 1. 'It's Hopeless' by Jack Kevorkian
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Joke for Kids
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
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