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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Horse Joke
Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!
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Free Adult Joke
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, 'I don't think that is going to help much, hon?''Sure it does, ' he said. 'How else can I can see the numbers!'
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Spelling Joke
Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
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Romance Joke
We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our 'Wooden Anniversary. 'Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.
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Fishing Joke
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.
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Drunks Joke
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A drunk comes walking along and says, 'Hey, man. . . the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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