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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?
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Women Joke
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
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Love and Marriage Joke
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho MarxThe marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Marriage of Marxism and Feminism]The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. ColeridgeThe only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavranTo keep your marriage brimmingWith love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash
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Clean Humor
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the 'blonde' employee: 'Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are at. . . VERY SLOWLY?' The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said. . . 'Burrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing'
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Music Joke
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here. . . it hurts, and here. . . it hurts, and here. . . and here. . . What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Weird Women Joke
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in females. The pill will be called Niagra.
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
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