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Various animal Joke
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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Women Joke
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
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School Joke
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, 'Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?'
'Uhh, oh yeah, O. K. ' responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, 'Well how much did you give the boy this time?'
'Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000. '
'That's $1020!!!' yelled Dad, 'Are you going crazy???'
'Don't worry hon,' Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his head, 'I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!'
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Various animal Joke
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
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Joke Online
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately. Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck. Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair. I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!! I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none. You should toss out more of your funny remarks that's all they're good for. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority! You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals. I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more! If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder it would be genocide!
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Elephant Joke
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
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Dog Joke - 1
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
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Funny Kids Joke
Did you hear about the stupid Karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
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