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Joke for Kids
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.
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Fun Funny Joke
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W. Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin the interview. 'Sir, I am writing a story about people in this area and would like to include an interesting story from you. Is there any particular story that you would like to share?'The old hillbilly smiled to himself as he thought back on a time. 'Well, thar was the time I lost my sheep. We gathered up a bunch of the boys, got some moonshine in us and went off after it. When we found the sheep, we all took turns screwing it. . . . my, that was fun!'The reporter couldn't write a story about that so he asked for another. 'Well, when my neighbor's wife got lost, we all gathered up and got drunk and went out to look for her. We had a good time taking turns with her when we found her, too. Damn that was a lot of fun!'The reporter was frustrated. 'Sir, I can't submit a story like that. Maybe you oughta tell me about a not so fun time you had. ''Well, ' the hillbilly said as he fidgited in his chair, he looked up at the reporter with a pained expression, 'thar was that time 'I' got lost. . . '
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College Humor
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
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Joke of the Day
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
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Family Comedy Joke
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present. Suddenly, a nurse from NewYork City said, 'Well, I have discovered men are all alike!'Whereupon, a pert little nurse from Dallas laughed and slapped thetable. 'Gal, ' she said, 'men are all Ah like, too!'
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Office Humor
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter. The head headhunter says 'If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the forest, pick some fruits, and bring them back'So the hikers did that and came back. The head head hunter said 'Now you must take the fruits you picked and stick them up your ass. 'So the first hiker has apples. . . Ok, apples it shouldn't be too hard. 1 up okay. . . 2 up the hiker starts screeming, so the headhunters chop off his head. The second hiker has grapes. Ok, grapes this should be easy! 1 up okay. . . 2 up fine. . . 3. . . 4 the hiker starts laughing like crazy! The headhunters chop off his head. So the two hikers who got their heads chopped off are up in Heaven and the hiker who had the apples askes the hiker who had the grapes 'What happened. . . you had grapes, I mean you got killed c'mon what happened?'The guy who had grapes says, 'Well the other hiker. . . . . . . . he. . . . . . . . he. . . . . . . . . he had watermellons!'
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Farmer Joke
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
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Ant Joke
Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
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