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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Kids
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, 'Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman. You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparticular. '
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Village Idiot Joke
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
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God must love stupid people, he made so many.
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Politics Humor
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutesand finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad. He says, 'I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries. ''Well ' says Chelsea, 'you could throw $'100
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Car and train Joke
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. 'What happened this time?' he asked. 'My brakes went out, ' Jill said. 'Can you come to get me?' 'Where are you?' John asked. 'I'm in the drugstore, ' Jill responded. 'And where's the car?' John asked. Jill replied, 'It's in here with me. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. 'Now do you understand?' he asked. 'I think so, ' she said, 'is that when mommy came to work for us?'
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Baby Joke
Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
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