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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Travel Joke
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. 'I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive, ' says the beaming boy to his father. 'Nope, ' comes dad's reply, 'I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years. '
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Fishing Joke
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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Space Joke
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader, ' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
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Law and Lawyer Joke
NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can't show up for trial wearing fur, bones, goggles and pale green body paint, even if he is from the planet Zambodia. But an attorney for the man who calls himself Prince Mongo wants to make a federal case out of his client's 10-day jail sentence for contempt of court. Slug PM-Prince Mongo. New, may stand. Federal court hearing starts at 1 p. m. EDT.
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At Work Joke
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was being fired. He started the conversation with: 'Miss Symthe, I really don't know how we're going to get along without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try.
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Simple Joke
A drunk stumbles into a confessional. The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall. The drunk says, 'Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!'
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Law Joke
Q: You're stranded in a deserted island with Attila the Hun, Adolf Hitler, and a lawyer. You have a revolver with two bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice!
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Weather Joke
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
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