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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funny rude sayings and other funny jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to my radio in the morning!
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Telephone Joke
What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
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Law Joke
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
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Father Joke
A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: 'If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. '
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Birthday Joke
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Dog Joke - 2
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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Bird Joke
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !
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