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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Fishing Joke
What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !
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Family Comedy Joke
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.
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Religious Joke
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!
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Funniest Joke
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious and can't believe this has happened. She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediately begins to berate him, screaming: 'How could you have let this happen? With all of the trouble going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!!!How could you???!!!I can't believe this has happened!I just found out I am 5 weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!!How could you???Well, what have you got to say???'There is nothing but silence on the phone. She screams again: 'CAN YOU HEAR ME???!!!!She finally hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper he says, 'Who is this?'
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Village Idiot Joke
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So. . . the one flies over and the other one swims through-which onegets to the worm first?The one who swam, of course, because 'Da oily boid gets da woim. '
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Free Joke
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
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Snake Joke
Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
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