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Miscellaneous Joke
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, 'Iwas once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we canmarry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare mymeals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happydoing so. 'That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, 'I don't think so. '
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Funny Kids Joke
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isa.
Isa who?
Isa standing here waiting for you to open the door.
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Best Joke Online
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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Lawyer Joke
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait. It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony. So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together. They went back to St. Peter, and said: 'We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?' 'Are you kidding?' said St. Peter. 'It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I will never get a lawyer!'
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Overpopulation. . . too much of a good thing.
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Marriage Joke
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together. But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, 'June. ' 'Yes, this is June. ' 'Will you marry me?' 'Of course I will! Who's this?'
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