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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Lawyer Joke
What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
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Silliest Joke
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane?
A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
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Aviation Joke
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him. In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, 'Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!' The guy flying up looks down and yells, 'No, do you know anything about gas stoves?!'
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Food Joke
WIFE: 'You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?' HUSBAND: 'No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home. '
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Music Joke
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting
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