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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bible Joke
'How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?' by Woody Allen.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says 'Duh, big red truck?!. '
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Joke Online
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place. The bar tender freaks out. 'You dirty disgusting pig! How dare you come into my bar and urinate! I'll beat the shit out of you. . . 'The man begins crying. 'I'm sorry! Its ruining my life. I can't sleep. I do it every time I have a drink! It's worrying me to death, please don't hit me. . . 'The bar tender takes pity. 'Look, I have a brother who is a psychiatrist, here's his card, why don't you see him?'The man hugs the bartender, shakes his hand and leaves with a thousand thank yous. . . Six months later, the man walks into the bar, and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'Okay, here you go. . . Wait! Weren't you that guy who. . ''Yes, And I went and saw your brother. He is fantastic, I am completely cured. ''Well, that's great. This beer is on the house. 'So the man drinks the beer, stands on the bar, drops his trousers and pisses on the bar. 'You bastard! I thought you said you were cured!''I am! It doesn't bother me anymore. . . '
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Golf Joke
John had been onto his friend Bill for months to play this new club he'd joined, the most difficult greens in the county he boasted. Finally he relented.
All went well until the Par 3, 5th which had a very large green and Bill's tee shot had just edged onto the side. He faced not only several yards to the hole but a long swale that went diagonally across the green. 'What the hell do I do with this John'. 'Just keep it low Bill, keep it low'.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. ) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A. ) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
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Space Joke
Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
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Idiot and fool Joke
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
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