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Children Joke
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His motherfinally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked 'Who'sthat you're drawing, son?'The son answered, 'God. ''Don't be silly, ' reproved the mother. 'Nobody knows what Godlooks like. 'Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly, 'They will when I'm finished!'
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Funny Kids Joke
First canibal: 'My dad's so tough he can kill crocodiles with his bear hands. '
Second canibal: 'My dad's so tough it took six hours to boil him in the pot!'
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Money Joke
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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Naughty Joke
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'She turned, smiled, and said, 'Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago. 'He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?''Lecturer, ' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of thepopular myths about sexuality. ' 'Really, ' he said. 'What myths arethose?''Well, ' she explained. 'One popularmyth is that African American menare the most well endowed, when infact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. ' 'Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck. 'Suddenly, the woman became a littleuncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry', she said. 'I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name. ''Tonto, ' the man said. 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba. '
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Answer me this Joke
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
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Women Joke
OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
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Satire Joke
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime. . . does anyone care?
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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, 'Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, ''Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies. ''She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!'A guy sitting nearby asked her, 'Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?''Why, yes, I do. How did you know?''Hickory dickory dock'!
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