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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Mouse Joke
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
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Telephone Joke
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
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Spoof Joke
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. 'Tell me, ' he said to her, 'are you going to clean house with it or fly away on it?'
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Assorted Joke
Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
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Simple Joke
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobsGod: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don't think I need this center boob. God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great!(Looking at her hand. . . )Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob?***POOF*** Man was created.
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Comedian Joke
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that way, so i stole one and asked him to forgive me!
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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