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Bumper Stickers - 2
Cat: The Other White Meat
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Redneck Joke
Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !
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Dog Joke - 2
What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
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Weirdest Joke
Ok guys, own up. . . which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger. Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not. Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later. Nosy Type Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy. Indifferent Type All urinals being occupied, uses sink. Clever Type Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time, pees on foot. Vain Type Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do. Absent-Minded Type Opens jacket, takes out tie, pees in pants. Worried Type Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while peeing. Disgruntled Type Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee, fails, farts again and walks out muttering. Conceited Type Holds 2-inch tool like a baseball bat while peeing. Sneaky Type Drops silent farts while peeing and looks at the guy next to him. Sloppy Type Pees on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later. Learned Type Reads a book or newspaper while peeing. Childish Type Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while peeing. Efficient Type Waits until has to poop and does both at the same time. Strong Type Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops. Drunken Type Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pees in trousers. Embarrassed Type Covers tool with both hands and pees through fingers. Cock-Eyed Type Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.
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Dirty Joke
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
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Religious Joke
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was. She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn't want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said 'The Lord is out there too, don't be afraid'. The little boy opened the back door a little and said 'Lord if you're out there, hand me the broom'.
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