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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Mad Joke
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands. 'The second can't stand to be bested. 'Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today. 'The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
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Joke Online
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong, ' said the idiot, 'I think I'm planting them too deep. '
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Naughty Joke
Did you know there are serial number on condoms. . . . . . . . . No?. I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
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Law Joke
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
'Why are you eating grass?' he asked one man.
'We don't have any money for food. ' the poor man replied.
'Oh, come along with me then. '
'But sir, I have a wife with two children!'
'Bring them along! And you, come with us too!', he said to the other man.
'But sir, I have a wife with six children!' the second man answered.
'Bring them as well!'
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you. '
The lawyer replied, 'No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!'
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Humor Joke
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination. the dentist, 'what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?' 'Chocolate, please, ' replied the youngster.
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Irish Joke
Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say 'Enough. ' Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, 'Enough!' As Casey paid no attention, but kept on administering punishment, a bystander said, 'Why don't you let him up? Don't you hear him say that he's had enough?' 'I do, ' says Casey, 'but he's such a liar, you can't believe him.
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Monster Joke
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
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