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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Lawyer Joke
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.
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Dog Joke - 2
Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ?
Anywhere it wants to !
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Math Joke
There are two groups of people in the world:
Those who can be categorized into one of two
groups of people, and those who can't.
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Blonde Joke - 3
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, 'I wonder why?' The blonde replied, 'Must be because the oil would suffocate them. '
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Dirty Joke
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile. - W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!
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Gorilla Joke
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
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Humor Joke
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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Doctor Joke
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths, ' I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be, ' remorse the patient.
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