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Bumper Stickers - 4
If it isn't broken. . . fix it until it is!
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Music Joke
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: 'Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet'
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Relationships Joke
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes. 'Hello, hello, hello!' he screamed at them. 'Aren't you talking to me?' his missus snapped.
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Hair and bald Joke
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. 'I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade, ' he said. 'I'll be back in a few minutes. ' When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, 'Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you. ' 'That wasn't my daddy, ' said the boy. 'He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!''
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Car and train Joke
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
Tired.
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Bus Joke
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
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Sport Joke
Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!
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Gorilla Joke
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
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