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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Space Joke
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. 'What's the matter?' asked his friend. 'It's a very popular place, ' replied the first alien. 'It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs. '
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Computers Joke
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system. If you get an email message with the subject: 'VIRUSALERT!' do not open the mail message. If you do, the virus scramblesthe second half of every text file on your system. VERY IMPORTANT: If you do get this virus, the first thing dlkfjaiddfdjas nairb gfdq40wt yaj asdfsdg dluog av da[agj asdfajpg asdflasidffnm asd difvu asdfa vgoiae vdsofj we dasdf 9efm sd dag0 g adfjdl5gkj dkllj djf hsas9kaj kuieh nx3glkj gkdls kd li8siue ghkld hks1as dg 0vbwe ads gwefawe ads vewerwe dsf!
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Business Joke
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, 'Say, why did the foreman fire you?'
Replied the second, 'Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman. '
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Insect Joke
What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !
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Aviation Joke
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR!
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Short Joke
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds. 'Tell me, how are you feeling now?' he asked. 'A lot better, thank you, ' purred the star in reply. 'But one thing does bother me. When will I be able to resume a normal sex life?''Oh, that's rather hard to say, ' said the doctor. 'I've never been asked that after a tonsilectomy before. '
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Car and train Joke
Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
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Miscellaneous Joke
Tree 1 'Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!'Tree 2 'Look busy. '
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