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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Kids Puns
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
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Free Adult Joke
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can't haul a full load. Trying out for the javelin retrieval team. Tuning in shortwave with a TV antenna. Two bits shy of a word/dollar. Two chapters short of a novel. Two degrees off square. Two inches taller than spherical. Two saucers short of a tea-service. Two sheep short of a sweater. Two socks short of a pair. Two suits short of a full deck. (A half-wit. ) Types 120 words a minute but her keyboard isn't plugged in. Ugly as a warthog and half as smart. Unclear which of Newton's three laws of motion keeps his ears apart. Understands English as well as any parrot. Used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Useful as a chocolate teapot. Useful as a football bat. Useful as a hip pocket on a T-shirt. Useful as a kickstand on a horse. Useful as a mint-flavored suppository. Useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Useful as dinosaur repellent. Useful as tits on a bullfrog / bull / boar-hog. Uses all three functional neurons for his best work. Uses his head best for rolling Easter eggs. Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.
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Cow Joke
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
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Funny Kids Joke
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland.
'I'll have fish and chips twice. ' he ordered.
'Sure and I heard you the first time. ' came the reply.
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Hair and bald Joke
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
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Bed Joke
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
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Sad Joke
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. Keep reading on below. . . ??????????????????????????You smile and thank your dentist!After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty!What were you thinkin'?PERVERT I know what you were thinking!
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Vampire Joke
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.
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