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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Banana Joke
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
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Music Joke
Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
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Naughty Joke
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember '30
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Pig Joke
What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
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Children Joke
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert come out to play?' 'No, said the mother, 'it's too cold. ' 'Well, then, ' said George, ' can his football come out to play ?'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
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Car and train Joke
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, 'Pig!' The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, 'Moron!' They continue on their way and as the man rounded the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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Dumb People Joke
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. 'The effects are fleeting and lingering. . . ' - Overheard in a hallway 'In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted. ' - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse 'A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across. ' - Announcer on KZOK radio 'He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!' - CBS baseball announcer 'An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement. ' - Irish Politician on RTE radio 'This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation. ' - BBC world service. 'We have two incredibly credible witnesses here. ' - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA) 'He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet. ' - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal
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