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Marriage Joke
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, 'I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two. 'Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, 'I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us. '
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Foreigners Joke
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says 'I'll find out' and putshis arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says'We're just over Paris''How do you know' ask the others'Well I've just felt the top of the Eiffel tower. 'Later on the second guy tries and says 'We just flew over London''How?' asks the others'Well I've just felt the top of Big Ben'Still later on the last guy tries it, puts his arm out theplane, and says to the others 'We have just flown over Glasgow. ''How do you know that?' comes the reply. 'Because some bastard has just stolen my watch'
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Bird Joke
Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !
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Funny Joke Online
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, 'Jesus is watching you!' while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, 'Who said that?!' Once again he heard the same thing, 'Jesus is watching you!' The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, 'Cornelius. ' The robber said, 'What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!' The parrot said, 'The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!'
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I said 'no' to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.
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Christmas Joke - 1
Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !
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