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Ethnic Joke - 1
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, 'My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays. ' The man thinks: 'What does a priest know about sex?' So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, 'My son, sex is definitely play. ' The man replies, 'Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?' The Rabbi softly speaks, 'My son, if sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it. ' Sent by Jesse
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Instrument Joke
So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, 'You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk
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At Work Joke
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, 'We work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for a blow job any day but Thursday. 'Jon says, 'Why not Thursday?'The boss says, 'Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel. '
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Bible Joke
'Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!' 'My boy, you've witnessed a miracle! What happened then?' 'He fell on his ass Father he's a cripple you know!'
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Pensioner Joke
When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.
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Funniest Joke
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
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Music Joke
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
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Funniest Joke
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it, and stuck it in the door. ________________________________________________________ Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20 ________________________________________________________The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:________________________________________________________ I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10
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