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Joke for Halloween
The Tearful Bride. . . A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, 'Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him. ''Now, now, ' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding. ''No, mother, ' you don't understand. 'I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!''Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!' says her mom. 'Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars. ''No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket. ''Airplane ticket. . . . What did you need an airplane ticket for?''Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -'Prepare from a frozen state, ' so I flew to Alaska!'
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School Joke
The young boy wasn't getting good grades in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said . . . 'I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !
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Yo momma Joke
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
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Easter Joke
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?' 'Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears. '
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Funny Famous Joke
A man goes to his doctor and says, 'I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?' The doctor replies, 'Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you. ' The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, 'What's for dinner, honey?' He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, 'Honey, what's for supper?' She replies, 'For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf idiot!'
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Letter Joke
What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
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Religion Joke
What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.
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