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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Silliest Joke
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, 'You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou. 'The frog says, 'This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?''No, ' says the psychic. 'Next semester in her biology class. '
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Silliest Joke
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time. Jim: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They all died, Jim. Jim: How did that happen? Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms. Jim: How terrible! And your second? Joe: She ate poison mushrooms. Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too? Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck. Jim: I see, an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.
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Cow Joke
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
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Gender Joke
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, 'If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!' The wife replied, 'My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here. '
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Romance Joke
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.
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Mean people suck.
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Naughty Joke
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery
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