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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
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Dirty Joke
Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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Computer Joke
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations
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Hair and bald Joke
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.
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School Joke
Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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Dumb Joke
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44. 62. 270. State policy. Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
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Poker and Gambling Joke
A Blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, 'When I get bad cards, it's not the dealers fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?'
The dealer asked, 'When you eat out do you tip the waiter?'
'Yes. ' replied the player
'Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me. ' The dealer says
'OK, but the waiter gives me what I ask for. . . I'll take an eight. ' The player replies
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