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My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible for it.
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Fun Funny Joke
? Fertilized.
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Various animal Joke
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alvin! Alvin who! Alvin a great time, how about you? Knock Knock Who's there? Allan! Allan who! Allan-d of Manhattan! Knock Knock Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Allegra is broken! Knock Knock Who's there? Alma! Alma who? Alma-ny Knock Knock
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Spoof Joke
My wife's gone to the West Indies. J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.
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Relationships Joke
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozenlesson & music books. Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. 'Oh darling' he gushed, 'Come here. . . let me lookat you. . . let me hold you ! Let's have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I've missed your lovin' so much !'The wife, keeping her distance, said, 'All in good time lover. First, let's hear you play that harmonica. '
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Keep honking, I'm reloading
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Dumb Joke
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office. After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things. The Doc says, 'Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS. ''What do you mean!' The guy says, 'Can't you tell the difference?''Well, says the Doc, the two look a lot alike in the early stages. . . Tell you what ya do. . . Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, - don't have sex with her anymore!'
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