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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Banana Joke
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
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Practical Joke
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG. . . When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When you are counting objects, you go ''0
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Computer Joke
1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend. 2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch. 3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner. 4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear. 5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away. 6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends. 7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore. 8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well. 9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend. 10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.
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Worlds Best Joke
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn't do it on porpoise!!!
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Bible Joke
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, 'Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fire!'
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Simple Joke
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis. He decided to do something about it. So he went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand except for his penis. Just then two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one walking with a cane. Upon seeing this 'thing' sticking out of the sand, she began to move it about with her cane. She remarked to the other little old lady, 'There ain't hardly no justice in this world. 'The other little old lady asked, 'What do you mean by that?''Well, ' the first lady said, 'When I was '20
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Dirty Joke
Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!
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Bird Joke
What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
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