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Lawyer Joke
A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:'Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you. -$50. 00. '
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Bicycle Joke
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!'
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Best Joke Online
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
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Dumb Men Joke
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the revelation. . . She: Get off of me, will ya!! He: Whatsa matter, am I hurting you?She: No, you're not hurting me, you're annoying me. You think you could hurt me with THAT?!?
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Mom and Dad Joke
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?. . . I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain 'up yours' attitude . . . I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend . . . you might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
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Simple Joke
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, 'Is something bugging you? You look anxious. ''Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market, ' she explained. 'Oh, that's too bad, ' the other girl sympathized. 'I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him. ''Yeah, I am, ' she said. 'He'll miss me. '
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