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Government Humor
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of OZ. Naturally, they decide to go to see the Wizard of OZ. Says Quayle, 'I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain. ' Says Gingrich, 'I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart. ' Clinton says, 'Where's Dorothy?'
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Funny College Joke
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
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Funny Kids Joke
How do you confuse an idiot?
Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I got this car for my wife. . . not a bad trade.
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Situations Humor
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self concious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. 'Would you like to dance with me?'he asked. She replied 'Would I!', and he sneered and told her, 'BIG NOSE!'
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Politics Humor
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, 'There's a horses ass'A guy gets up and punches him. . And the man left. . Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, 'There's a horses ASS. . . 'He then got punched again. . So he says to the bartender, 'What is this, a Clinton country?' The bartender says 'no, Horse country'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
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Friendship Joke
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
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