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Bar Joke - 2
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things. . this is how their conversation went. Guy 1: Yah. . I'm originally from Dublin, IrelandGuy 2: REally?! Me too!Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool. Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate?Guy 1: 1988!guy 2: Same here!A guy sitting next to them was amazed how they grew up together and didnt know it. He asked the bar tender, who was friends with both of them if the two irish guys knew eachother. The bar tender replied, ' Yeah. It looks like the Donohue Twins are drunk again. '
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Political Joke
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
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Cow Joke
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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School Joke
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!
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Lawyer Joke
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
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Relationships Joke
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, 'What are we going to do?''Nothing, ' said the hunter husband. 'The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it. '
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
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