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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Priceless Joke
Q: What's the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in Arkansas haven't had a McDonald's hamburger!
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Top 100 Joke
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again, probably shouldn't anyway. * Wonder why it is that people who can make fools out of themselves are such excellent craftsmen. * People who say they've learned from their mistakes should have studied more for the test in the first place. * As I reflect upon on my past, the thing I regret the most. . . is its length. * The way some people find fault with every damn thing in life, you'd think there was a reward. * Even as I age, I still consider myself a 'go-getter'. . . of course now, I have to make two trips. * Trust me, when humans were created, I believe there was a very good reason why the body was configured so that ya cannot pat yourself on the back.
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Romance Joke
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man towhisper, 'Darling am I the first man to make love to you ?'Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. 'Of course you are!' she said. 'And also the best too. I don't know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
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Love and Marriage Joke
A Doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.
The Doctor, clearly miffed, blurts to his wife, 'You aren't so good in bed either!' and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answers the phone. 'What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?'
'I was in bed. '
'What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?'
'I was getting a second opinion. '
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Dirty Joke
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.
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Dumb Men Joke
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman, 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'
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Yo momma Joke
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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