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Bar Joke - 2
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex. . . 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
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Telephone Joke
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, 'Honey, don't do it. . . ' The blonde yells back, 'Shut up! You're next!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !
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Dieting Joke
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two. . . alone.
One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike: If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat - FAST.
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Dirty Joke
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Accountant Joke
An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldn't prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old truck out of the factory with the load covered by a tarpaulin. Time after time the auditor stopped the bloke, made him remove the tarpaulin and then inspected the load. On every occasion there was only scrap metal in the truck which the driver said he was taking to the tip. On three occasions the auditor made the bloke remove the tarpaulin and then unload the scrap in front of him, suspecting that there might be stolen stock hidden underneath. Nothing. He could never find anything amiss. After a few months of this the auditor was offered a better job elsewhere and resigned. A few weeks later he was drinking in a pub when the shifty character walked in. On a n impulse the auditor went up to him and said, 'Look, I've left the company, I'm not interested in taking it any further and I won't shop you, but I just have to know. What were you taking?' And the bloke said 'Tarpaulins. '
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