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Various animal Joke
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. 'There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?' To which the second skink calmly replied, 'Let us spray . '
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Sport Joke
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
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Vampire Joke
When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.
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Dentist Joke
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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Various animal Joke
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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Farming Joke
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. 'Let's have a party, Homer, ' she suggested. 'Let's kill a pig. 'The farmer scratched his grizzled head. 'Gee, Ethel, ' he finally answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: Both are completely empty from the neck up.
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Pig Joke
What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
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