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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funny new year greetings and other funny jokes |
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Elephant Joke
Teacher:'To which family does the elephant belong ?' Pupil:'I don't know, nobody I know owns one !'
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Kids School Joke
Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!
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Best Joke Online
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p. a. system -'Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee'. He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again. The Voice again - 'Will the Man on the Red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the White Tees?!'He looked back at the starters shack and yelled, 'Will the IDIOT on the p. a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot'!
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Joke for Halloween
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. 'Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?' 'Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse. '
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer. . . and a mop.
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Business Joke
An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, 'Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?' The manager goes white. 'Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds. '
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Kids Puns
My wife and I have an agreement that works. . . She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones. This means that she decides things like where to take our next vacation, the color of our next car, and the construction budget for adding on the new family room. I decide whether or not the President should extend most favored nation trading status to China, how high the Federal Reserve should go with short term interest rates, and the timetable for the elimination of CFCs from automobile air conditioners.
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