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Naughty Joke
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the window. His girlfriend gotmad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the carand went to find the condom. He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked forit back the boy refused. 'C'mon' he begged, 'I'll give u a dollar. ' 'Well, ' little boy thought, 'Okay. 'So the little boy ran home. 'Mom, you'll never guess what justwhat just happened! I sold this guy a twinky for a dollar, but Itricked him. I sucked the cream out of it first!'
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Village Idiot Joke
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled 'Emergency Repair Kit'. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, 'It's part of my emergency repair kit. ' Josh said, 'I can see that, but why?' Sally replied, 'In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires. '
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Computer Joke
Bug ??? That's not a bug, that's an undocumented feature
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Men Joke
How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.
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Internet Joke
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
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Funny Famous Joke
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails. 2) Read a Playboy magazine. 3) Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed. 4) Flirt with the nurse. 5) Watch a football game on your portable television. 6) Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.
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Men Joke
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
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Christmas Joke - 1
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
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