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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Waiter Joke
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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Military Joke
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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Medical Joke
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day afterday. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. So he turned to the mental patient and said, 'I don't hear anything. 'The mental patient said, 'Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!'
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Law and Lawyer Joke
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact. When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $'5
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Old People Joke
I chanced to pass a window
While walking through a mall
With nothing much upon my mind,
Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that window
A cranky-faced old man,
And why he looked so cranky
I didn't understand. Just why he looked at ME that way
Was more than I could see
Until I came to realize
That cranky man was ME!
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Idiot and fool Joke
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. 'I have an idea, ' said Mike. 'We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder. ' 'What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light. ' 'What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there. '
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Dog Joke - 2
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
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Car and train Joke
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering That's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: ' There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.
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