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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !
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Cow Joke
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. 'What's the matter with me?' he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, 'You're not eating properly. '
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Weather Joke
What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
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Spoof Joke
Even more clues you could be a Redneck. . . You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil. You think the Bud Bowl is real. Your dog goes 'oink!'You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts. You know how to milk a goat. Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache. Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom. You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside. Turning on your lights involves pulling a string. You have a refrigerator just for beer. You come back from the dump with more than you took. Your wife owns a camouflage nightie. You've ever worn cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts. You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much. You think the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves. The most common phrase heard in your house is, 'Somebody go jiggle the handle. 'You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.
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Men Joke
Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
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Burger Joke
What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
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Time Joke
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
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